This is the commercial for Mac I would like to see Apple make:
(I can't remember the name of the guy who plays the Mac so I will just call him TWIT.)
TWIT: Hello, I'm a Mac.
HODGMAN: And I'm a Mac.
TWIT: Wait a minute, I'm the Mac!
HODGMAN: I've been learning from these ads and I decided being a Mac was better. I can run Windows whenever need to, and my life is so much easier.
TWIT: But I'm the Mac! You can't also be the Mac!
HODGMAN: I'm funny. People like me. I am a better Mac than you ever were and people think you're a twit. You're fired!
(Two security guards appear and haul off TWIT.)
HODGMAN: Now where on Earth are we going to find a PC?