Monday, June 22, 2009

Mac commercial I'd like to see

This is the commercial for Mac I would like to see Apple make:
(I can't remember the name of the guy who plays the Mac so I will just call him TWIT.)

TWIT: Hello, I'm a Mac.

HODGMAN: And I'm a Mac.

TWIT: Wait a minute, I'm the Mac!

HODGMAN: I've been learning from these ads and I decided being a Mac was better. I can run Windows whenever need to, and my life is so much easier.

TWIT: But I'm the Mac! You can't also be the Mac!

HODGMAN: I'm funny. People like me. I am a better Mac than you ever were and people think you're a twit. You're fired!

(Two security guards appear and haul off TWIT.)

HODGMAN: Now where on Earth are we going to find a PC?